{"id":2857,"date":"2018-11-16T19:54:44","date_gmt":"2018-11-16T23:54:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/?p=2857"},"modified":"2018-11-20T11:27:39","modified_gmt":"2018-11-20T15:27:39","slug":"movember-is-pulp-month","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/?p=2857","title":{"rendered":"Movember is Pulp Month!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Movember, as everyone knows, is the month men everywhere grow facial hair to raise awareness of male health issues. Every year, Bob Murch over at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pulpfigures.com\">Pulp Figures<\/a> encourages this practice by offering a special, Movember-only miniature (with serious facial accessories) to those who donate to <a href=\"https:\/\/ca.movember.com\/mospace\/8367917\">Bob&#8217;s Movember Campaign<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I love beards, on dwarfs. On me, not so much. In fact, I absolutely loathe my own facial hair. Several years ago I grew my beard throughout the entire month of November. Two weeks in I was scratching like a mange-ridden mongrel. Three weeks and I was begging for relief. At 12 AM on December 1st I finally shaved off my whiskers and almost wept with joy.<\/p>\n<p>Despite this, I am male, and I certainly support raising awareness of male health issues. It&#8217;s been a while since I placed an order with Bob,\u00a0so I&#8217;m painting all my remaining Pulp Figures this month in honor of his Movember efforts. (Also, I promised Dick Garrison I would paint some miniatures with facial hair. Anything, as long as I don&#8217;t have to grow it myself.) Although Bob&#8217;s figures feature prominently, I&#8217;m also painting some other pulp-themed miniatures by other manufacturers. It&#8217;s a pulp-themed month-long extravaganza!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/DSC08737.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2870\" src=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/DSC08737-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/DSC08737-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/DSC08737-768x576.jpg 768w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/DSC08737.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/DSC08734.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2867\" src=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/DSC08734-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/DSC08734-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/DSC08734-768x576.jpg 768w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/DSC08734.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Here are my first couple of miniatures for Movember: two masked avengers. (Sorry for the blurry top picture. I can&#8217;t seem to get a better one.) These two are part of a set that includes a <a href=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/?p=661\">&#8220;Not&#8221; Green Hornet and Kato.<\/a> The guy looks like he could be a &#8220;Not&#8221; Spider or &#8220;Not&#8221; Eisner&#8217;s Spirit, but the Spirit never wore a cape, to my knowledge, and Pulp Figures already has a &#8220;Not&#8221; Spider (although I like this one better). I have no idea who the masked lady is supposed to not be, if anyone. No facial hair in this batch.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/DSC08727.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2865\" src=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/DSC08727-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/DSC08727-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/DSC08727-768x576.jpg 768w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/DSC08727.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/DSC08729.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2866\" src=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/DSC08729-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/DSC08729-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/DSC08729-768x576.jpg 768w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/DSC08729.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Up next: some Hooded Minions! Check out the Van Buren whiskers on the guy second from the left! What&#8217;s that, you can&#8217;t see his masculine beard beneath his hood? Well trust me, it&#8217;s there. Honest.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/oNk6-0rDdto\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Finally, enjoy this video, which is the perfect distillation of Movember, put to song.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Neil Patrick Harris is the Tree of Masculinity. Seek his fruit.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Coming soon, more Pulp Figures!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">Insanity Pile Progress<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">Miniatures Painted Thus Far: 52<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">Miniatures Purchased: 13<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">Total: +39<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Movember, as everyone knows, is the month men everywhere grow facial hair to raise awareness of male health issues. Every year, Bob Murch over at Pulp Figures encourages this practice by offering a special, Movember-only miniature (with serious facial accessories) to those who donate to Bob&#8217;s Movember Campaign. I love beards, on dwarfs. On me, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,10],"tags":[19],"class_list":["post-2857","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miniatures","category-pulp","tag-pulp-figures"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2857","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2857"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2857\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2878,"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2857\/revisions\/2878"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2857"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2857"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2857"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}