{"id":3930,"date":"2020-10-03T10:51:39","date_gmt":"2020-10-03T14:51:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/?p=3930"},"modified":"2020-10-03T10:54:06","modified_gmt":"2020-10-03T14:54:06","slug":"in-a-hole-in-the-ground-there-lived-a-piper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/?p=3930","title":{"rendered":"In a hole in the ground there lived a piper&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>It&#8217;s not exactly a hobbit-hole, but it&#8217;s comfy enough. That&#8217;s where I&#8217;ve been spending my time lately. Every time I come out I can&#8217;t seem to get back down there fast enough.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Obviously I haven&#8217;t been here at the Tavern in a while. I&#8217;m just not motivated. Not for hobby stuff; I&#8217;ve been doing plenty of that. In fact it&#8217;s about the only thing that&#8217;s keeping me sane. I&#8217;m just not motivated to write about anything lately. I think the state of the world and of my country in particular is finally getting to me. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>My country, in case anyone doesn&#8217;t know, is Bizarro World. Everything is fucking upside-down and backwards, and has been for four years and counting. But don&#8217;t worry. I&#8217;m pretty sure it&#8217;ll be over in a month if not sooner, when my country completely fucking explodes. I&#8217;ve never been happier about not having any children.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dead Dick&#8217;s Tavern is generally a politics-free zone. No one comes here for my opinions on why science is a good thing; why putting children in cages is a bad thing; why deploying secret police on peaceful protesters is a bad thing; why endorsing overtly racist supremacist groups are a bad thing, why health care for everyone is a good thing; why shooting unarmed people in their own homes is a bad thing; and why arguing about wearing a mask when over 200,000 people and counting in my country alone are dead from a virulent, airborne plague is the supreme height of fucking stupidity.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>That debate&#8230;what a fucking fiasco. Jesus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So, I will stay in my basement, I guess. It has my miniatures, my video games, my gaming table. (I&#8217;ve had a solo game set up and ready to go for a month, but thus far haven&#8217;t felt the urge.) Unlike an actual hobbit-hole, it doesn&#8217;t have a bedroom, a kitchen or a bathroom. So I will have to ascend from time to time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As I said, I am still painting miniatures. I post them on my Instagram page, because not every one is worthy of a blog post. Check it out if you like; there&#8217;s a link in the sidebar. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;ll probably play that game at some point. Then I will post an After Action Report. I&#8217;m also planning on running a game of Slasher Flick before Halloween. Perhaps I&#8217;ll write about that, too.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In the meantime, stay safe and healthy, everyone.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s not exactly a hobbit-hole, but it&#8217;s comfy enough. That&#8217;s where I&#8217;ve been spending my time lately. Every time I come out I can&#8217;t seem to get back down there fast enough. Obviously I haven&#8217;t been here at the Tavern in a while. I&#8217;m just not motivated. Not for hobby stuff; I&#8217;ve been doing plenty [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,59],"tags":[101],"class_list":["post-3930","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-horror","category-wtf","tag-bizarro-world"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3930","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3930"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3930\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3932,"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3930\/revisions\/3932"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3930"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3930"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3930"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}