{"id":3936,"date":"2020-10-11T09:59:45","date_gmt":"2020-10-11T13:59:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/?p=3936"},"modified":"2020-10-11T10:06:21","modified_gmt":"2020-10-11T14:06:21","slug":"oldorcs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/?p=3936","title":{"rendered":"#oldorcs"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The other day I stumbled across an Instagram painting challenge for Orctober. <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/oldmanpaints.wordpress.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Old Man Paints <\/a>is running his Old Orcs Challenge. The rules are on his site (which is a cool site to visit anyway), but put simply they are: paint an old orc miniature from the Oldhammer era (mid 80&#8217;s-early 90&#8217;s) and post it on Instagram by the end of the month. (There are hashtag requirements and stuff like that, but that&#8217;s about the gist of it.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Well, if there&#8217;s one thing I have a lot of, it&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/?p=801\" data-type=\"post\" data-id=\"801\">Oldhammer Orcs.<\/a> Sadly, all of mine are painted already, and one of the rules is a &#8220;before&#8221; picture is necessary. It seems I was out of luck.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Well, it just so happens I have had a 40K Ork army as a planned project for about 10 years. This makes no sense, as I don&#8217;t play 40K anymore; but who among you can say you don&#8217;t have similar nonsensical ambitions in your pile of shame? I have a ton of Orks, most still on the sprue, just waiting for assembly and painting. (<a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/?p=3122\" data-type=\"post\" data-id=\"3122\" target=\"_blank\">I&#8217;m in no hurry.<\/a>) The vast majority of these are from this millennium. In other words, most of them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/DSC02874-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3934\" srcset=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/DSC02874-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/DSC02874-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/DSC02874-768x576.jpg 768w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/DSC02874-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/DSC02874-2048x1536.jpg 2048w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/DSC02874-624x468.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/DSC02875-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3935\" srcset=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/DSC02875-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/DSC02875-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/DSC02875-768x576.jpg 768w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/DSC02875-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/DSC02875-2048x1536.jpg 2048w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/DSC02875-624x468.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Then I found this guy, along with a handful of other Rogue Trader-era Boyz. I&#8217;m back in business.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I have no expectation of actually winning this challenge, considering the level of talent I see on Instagram; but I figure I can pretty easily paint one ork in my sleep by the end of the month, so why not participate? Next time you see this guy, he&#8217;ll have paint (and arms) on him. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The other day I stumbled across an Instagram painting challenge for Orctober. Old Man Paints is running his Old Orcs Challenge. The rules are on his site (which is a cool site to visit anyway), but put simply they are: paint an old orc miniature from the Oldhammer era (mid 80&#8217;s-early 90&#8217;s) and post it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,52,11],"tags":[103,102,7],"class_list":["post-3936","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miniatures","category-painting-challenges","category-sci-fi","tag-oldhammer","tag-orctober","tag-warhammer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3936","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3936"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3936\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3940,"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3936\/revisions\/3940"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3936"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3936"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3936"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}