{"id":4697,"date":"2021-06-16T10:45:23","date_gmt":"2021-06-16T14:45:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/?p=4697"},"modified":"2021-06-16T10:45:23","modified_gmt":"2021-06-16T14:45:23","slug":"nothing-but-star-wars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/?p=4697","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Nothing but&#8230;STAR WARS!!!!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Bill-Murray-SNL-Lounge-Singer-1-28-78.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1018\" height=\"832\" src=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Bill-Murray-SNL-Lounge-Singer-1-28-78.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4696\" srcset=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Bill-Murray-SNL-Lounge-Singer-1-28-78.jpg 1018w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Bill-Murray-SNL-Lounge-Singer-1-28-78-300x245.jpg 300w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Bill-Murray-SNL-Lounge-Singer-1-28-78-768x628.jpg 768w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Bill-Murray-SNL-Lounge-Singer-1-28-78-624x510.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1018px) 100vw, 1018px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Back in 2015, I started painting the miniatures that came with the <a href=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/?p=816\" data-type=\"post\" data-id=\"816\">Imperial Assault <\/a>core rules. I was proud of myself when I finally got them all done and ready for the table a year later. Then I managed to play a total of TWO games with my friends, who can&#8217;t commit to a fucking ham sandwich without 8 weeks notice and an escape clause; so my Star Wars gaming came to an abrupt end and the miniatures have pretty much languished unused since then.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Last year, after six big box expansions and forty miniature expansions to the Core Set, Fantasy Flight Games ceased production of Imperial Assault; choosing to focus on Star Wars Legion instead (a game I don&#8217;t play). Now, if you want IA, you&#8217;re forced to find existing product; because ain&#8217;t no more being made by Fantasy Flight. You would think that because I only managed to play two games, I wouldn&#8217;t consider putting my money into this game any more. After all, I have a fully-painted Core Set and all the Wave One miniature expansions, which is enough to play plenty of games, especially at my current rate of gameplay.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/IA.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"763\" height=\"1024\" src=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/IA-763x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4700\" srcset=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/IA-763x1024.jpg 763w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/IA-224x300.jpg 224w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/IA-768x1031.jpg 768w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/IA-1145x1536.jpg 1145w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/IA-1526x2048.jpg 1526w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/IA-624x837.jpg 624w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/IA.jpg 1726w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 763px) 100vw, 763px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>You&#8217;d be wrong. Recently, for reasons I truly cannot articulate, I went ALL THE WAY IN on Imperial Assault. Well, almost. The later &#8220;expanded universe&#8221; expansions don&#8217;t really interest me all that much. (Although it would be cool to have a Thrawn miniature, especially since his name was dropped in <em>The Mandalorian<\/em> last season, I don&#8217;t need it. But I might pick it up anyway, for the right price.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Normally, I take opportunities like this to blame <a href=\"https:\/\/rantingsfromunderthewargamestable.wordpress.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Roger<\/a> for my own shortcomings (and I encourage you all to do the same); but in this case, the blame falls squarely upon the brawny shoulders of Dave from <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/wargamesculptorsblog.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Wargames Terrain Workshop<\/a>; who has been on a Star Wars project streak for what seems like forever, sculpting, building and painting some truly inspiring stuff. Because of Dave, I have now resolved to watch all things Star Wars in chronological order. Some will be re-watches, of course; but some I&#8217;ll be watching for the first time. (I seem to have missed out entirely on <em>The Clone Wars <\/em>and <em>Rebels,<\/em> for example.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;ve decided to get cracking on more Imperial Assault miniatures in between my other projects. I&#8217;m not going to commit to anything specific, but I will paint them according to expansion release. That way if I get bored or annoyed I can sell them off as complete lots. (It could happen.) I&#8217;ve said it before but it bears repeating: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/user\/Sorastro\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Mark Sorastro&#8217;s YouTube Channel<\/a> is spectacular. I followed his tutorials for many of the Core Imperial Assault miniatures; I expect I&#8217;ll be doing the same going forward.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/IATS.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1003\" src=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/IATS-1024x1003.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4701\" srcset=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/IATS-1024x1003.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/IATS-300x294.jpg 300w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/IATS-768x752.jpg 768w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/IATS-1536x1504.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/IATS-624x611.jpg 624w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/IATS.jpg 2021w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;ll post my progress periodically. First up: The Twin Shadows expansion, which introduces the &#8220;OG&#8221; Mandalorian, Boba Fett, to Imperial Assault. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Back in 2015, I started painting the miniatures that came with the Imperial Assault core rules. I was proud of myself when I finally got them all done and ready for the table a year later. Then I managed to play a total of TWO games with my friends, who can&#8217;t commit to a fucking [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[111,30,3,11],"tags":[119,120,45],"class_list":["post-4697","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-board-games","category-insanity-pile","category-miniatures","category-sci-fi","tag-fantasy-flight-games","tag-imperial-assault","tag-star-wars"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4697","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4697"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4697\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4706,"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4697\/revisions\/4706"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4697"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4697"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4697"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}