{"id":4964,"date":"2021-09-11T08:37:29","date_gmt":"2021-09-11T12:37:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/?p=4964"},"modified":"2021-09-11T08:42:25","modified_gmt":"2021-09-11T12:42:25","slug":"ahunting-i-will-go-to-find-the-carrion-crow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/?p=4964","title":{"rendered":"A&#8217;hunting I will go&#8230;to find the Carrion Crow&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>It&#8217;s been pretty desolate lately over at <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/carrioncrowsbuffet.wordpress.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Carrion Crow&#8217;s Buffet<\/a>, with nary a word from our thick-thewed, swarthy hero for nigh on two months. Of course, the Crow has been known to take extended absences <a href=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/?p=2741\" data-type=\"post\" data-id=\"2741\">before<\/a> (he has a house on Barsoom, I hear); but we are living in &#8220;challenging and uncertain times&#8221; (I swear if I hear that one more time I&#8217;m going to kill someone), so I grew concerned. I reached out to my friend to see if all was well.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Contacting the Crow is never easy. Through a series of dead-drops, codes left on dead Cold War-era radio broadcasts, packages carried by unwitting agents and clues left in Internet Alternate Reality Games, I finally succeeded. In short, I wanted to know if he was ok.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He responded, but I got the feeling he was pressed for time, as he only sent this one folded photo of himself showing what he&#8217;s been up to over the last two months.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/crowsurf.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"708\" src=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/crowsurf-1024x708.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4967\" srcset=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/crowsurf-1024x708.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/crowsurf-300x207.jpg 300w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/crowsurf-768x531.jpg 768w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/crowsurf-1536x1061.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/crowsurf-2048x1415.jpg 2048w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/crowsurf-624x431.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I breathed a sigh of relief. As you can see, he has remarkably smooth legs. He also  seems to have everything well-sorted and under control. Business as usual.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been pretty desolate lately over at Carrion Crow&#8217;s Buffet, with nary a word from our thick-thewed, swarthy hero for nigh on two months. Of course, the Crow has been known to take extended absences before (he has a house on Barsoom, I hear); but we are living in &#8220;challenging and uncertain times&#8221; (I swear [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29,59],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4964","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hobby-musings","category-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4964","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4964"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4964\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4970,"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4964\/revisions\/4970"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4964"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4964"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4964"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}