{"id":5078,"date":"2021-11-04T06:50:00","date_gmt":"2021-11-04T10:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/?p=5078"},"modified":"2021-11-04T06:50:00","modified_gmt":"2021-11-04T10:50:00","slug":"apocalypse-me-hungry-bertha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/?p=5078","title":{"rendered":"Apocalypse Me: Hungry Bertha"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I&#8217;m used to storms here in New England. Unfortunately, sometimes they screw with my painting time. Since I had no power to Piper&#8217;s Painting Pit on some key days last month, I was unable to get my entry for <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/wargamesculptorsblog.blogspot.com\/2021\/10\/apocalypse-me.html\" target=\"_blank\">Dave Stone&#8217;s &#8220;Apocalypse Me<\/a>&#8221; challenge done on time. Here she is, better late than never; and no, she doesn&#8217;t look like me at all. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5081\" srcset=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb-768x576.jpg 768w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb-2048x1536.jpg 2048w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb-624x468.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>This lovely lass is &#8220;Hungry Bertha&#8221;, an OOP Horrorclix miniature from the Freakshow set. As many of you know, repainting and rebasing Clix is something I quite enjoy. So I decided to make Bertha look a little better, paint-wise, and a little more zombified. That way she could (theoretically) be my entry for Zombtober, too.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb1-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5082\" srcset=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb1-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb1-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb1-768x576.jpg 768w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb1-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb1-2048x1536.jpg 2048w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb1-624x468.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The lollipop stuck to her backside is a nice touch, as are the mysterious and loathsome slime trails emanating from her various folds. Lovely.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb2-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5086\" srcset=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb2-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb2-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb2-768x576.jpg 768w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb2-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb2-2048x1536.jpg 2048w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb2-624x468.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Anyway, I decided to add some gore to her base&#8230;a few GW zombie bits, some green stuff intestines&#8230;you get the idea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb7.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb7-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5091\" srcset=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb7-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb7-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb7-768x576.jpg 768w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb7-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb7-2048x1536.jpg 2048w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb7-624x468.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Add copious layers of Blood for the Blood God, some gloss varnish on her lollipop and slime trails, and here is the result.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb5.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb5-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5089\" srcset=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb5-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb5-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb5-768x576.jpg 768w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb5-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb5-2048x1536.jpg 2048w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb5-624x468.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb4.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb4-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5088\" srcset=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb4-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb4-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb4-768x576.jpg 768w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb4-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb4-2048x1536.jpg 2048w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb4-624x468.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb3-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5087\" srcset=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb3-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb3-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb3-768x576.jpg 768w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb3-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb3-2048x1536.jpg 2048w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb3-624x468.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb6.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb6-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5090\" srcset=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb6-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb6-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb6-768x576.jpg 768w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb6-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb6-2048x1536.jpg 2048w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/hb6-624x468.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>This close up shows that I should clean up her eyes a bit, methinks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Upon reflection I thought it might be fun to make a diorama out of Bertha here, with her teetering upon a veritable mound of body parts and gore; but I was under the gun as it was. This will have to do for now. Still&#8230;it&#8217;s a thought for later.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Apologies for being late, Dave!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m used to storms here in New England. Unfortunately, sometimes they screw with my painting time. Since I had no power to Piper&#8217;s Painting Pit on some key days last month, I was unable to get my entry for Dave Stone&#8217;s &#8220;Apocalypse Me&#8221; challenge done on time. 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