{"id":6411,"date":"2023-07-20T07:12:25","date_gmt":"2023-07-20T11:12:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/?p=6411"},"modified":"2023-07-20T07:12:25","modified_gmt":"2023-07-20T11:12:25","slug":"season-of-scenery-2023-assets-and-hazards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/?p=6411","title":{"rendered":"Season of Scenery 2023: Assets and Hazards"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/AH.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/AH-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6410\" srcset=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/AH-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/AH-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/AH-768x576.jpg 768w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/AH-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/AH-624x468.jpg 624w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/AH.jpg 2016w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Dave Stone&#8217;s Season of Scenery started July 1st, and I&#8217;m determined to do SOMETHING this year after sitting out 2022. A while back, I purchased these &#8220;Assets and Hazards&#8221; objectives from Gale Force 9, for their Aliens: Another Glorious Day in the Corps board game that I still have yet to play (much like almost all the board games I purchased during the pandemic).  They&#8217;ve been sitting in the box on the sprue ever since, even though I painted all the <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/?p=4441\" target=\"_blank\">marine and xenomorph miniatures<\/a> almost 2 full years ago!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/AH2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/AH2-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6415\" srcset=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/AH2-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/AH2-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/AH2-768x576.jpg 768w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/AH2-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/AH2-624x468.jpg 624w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/AH2.jpg 2016w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Well, now they&#8217;re done. The box contains 16 Weyland-Yutani supply crates, 6 MU-TH-ER computer terminals, 8 alien eggs, 2 sentry guns and 2 face-huggers. Now everything is painted and I have no excuse whatsoever not to play this game. Just need some friends, is all&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/AH1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/AH1-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6414\" srcset=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/AH1-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/AH1-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/AH1-768x576.jpg 768w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/AH1-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/AH1-624x468.jpg 624w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/AH1.jpg 2016w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>One major quibble with this set: there are only 2 face-huggers, and they are fucking fragile as hell, because whoever sculpted them decided standing them on their tail would be a good idea. This is a weak point of contact and is easily prone to breakage. I know because 50% of my face-huggers broke and needed to be repaired. They have 8 fucking legs and run around like spiders. Why not sculpt them like that? That way they won&#8217;t break!!!! It&#8217;s simple physics, GF9!!!! (mutter mumble grumble).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I plan on completing another project in August, but I just wanted to get this one in the books. Not the most exciting terrain to paint, but it was a quick and easy job and I&#8217;m glad it&#8217;s done.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dave Stone&#8217;s Season of Scenery started July 1st, and I&#8217;m determined to do SOMETHING this year after sitting out 2022. A while back, I purchased these &#8220;Assets and Hazards&#8221; objectives from Gale Force 9, for their Aliens: Another Glorious Day in the Corps board game that I still have yet to play (much like almost [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[111,15,3,52,11],"tags":[89,114,123],"class_list":["post-6411","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-board-games","category-horror","category-miniatures","category-painting-challenges","category-sci-fi","tag-aliens","tag-gale-force-9","tag-season-of-scenery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6411","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6411"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6411\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6416,"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6411\/revisions\/6416"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6411"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6411"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6411"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}