{"id":6419,"date":"2023-08-21T07:46:06","date_gmt":"2023-08-21T11:46:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/?p=6419"},"modified":"2023-08-21T07:48:32","modified_gmt":"2023-08-21T11:48:32","slug":"season-of-scenery-the-dragons-graveyard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/?p=6419","title":{"rendered":"Season of Scenery: The Dragon&#8217;s Graveyard"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The 4-7 of you who visit this blog regularly may have been wondering what has become of me, as I haven&#8217;t been posting very much. Two things have contributed to my absence. At the end of July, I went on vacation and returned with Covid. The less said about the actual vacation the better, as it wasn&#8217;t one I wanted to go on in the first place, and one on which I thoroughly expected to get Covid. Guess what? I got it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;d managed to avoid Covid thus far, and I am fully vaccinated and boosted; but there are some things you can&#8217;t avoid, especially when you are surrounded by people who think Covid is &#8220;all done&#8221; and it&#8217;s time to party like it&#8217;s 1999. (I&#8217;ve avoided getting bitten by a lion so far, too; but I never actually put my hand in a lion&#8217;s mouth, and if I did, I would hardly be surprised if I got bit.) I take some comfort in the fact that this isn&#8217;t the Covid of two years ago, so I never felt in any danger of dying. But let me tell you, Covid fucking sucks. I haven&#8217;t been right in a month, and I still feel like shit. Hence, not much in the way of hobbying (or anything else, really).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The other reason is I&#8217;ve been playing Ghost of Tsushima. As weak and lethargic as I am in real life, I am still fully able to hold a PS5 controller in my hand, which means I am still fully capable of drawing my katana and slicing a bandit in half, all in one motion, and then watching his friends run away like the honorless dogs they are. It never gets old. I know this because I have literally killed hundreds of bandits in this manner, then casually flicked the blood off my sword before returning it to its sheath. I&#8217;m not bored yet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>BUT&#8230;it&#8217;s the Season of Scenery, and the god of scenery, Dave Stone, must be appeased. Covid is not an excuse that will fly with Dave. He&#8217;s already calling my house in the middle of the night. There are unmarked helicopters circling my home. If I don&#8217;t get something done, I&#8217;m doomed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/dg.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/dg-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6423\" srcset=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/dg-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/dg-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/dg-768x576.jpg 768w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/dg-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/dg-624x468.jpg 624w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/dg.jpg 2016w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Behold: The Dragon&#8217;s Graveyard! A resin piece by Dave himself, available through Wargames Terrain Workshop. I picked it up along with the model Dave sculpted for next month&#8217;s challenge. I painted the ground with a mix of Craftsmart Brown and Black before highlighting it with some GW Mournfang Brown and XV-88 before finally giving it a drybrush of Ivory. The bones were painted with the Reaper Bone Triad, and the rocks were painted with Reaper Dusky Skin Shadow and highlighted with GW Dawnstone and Administratum Grey. I added some tufts and that&#8217;s about it. It was a nice day yesterday, so I painted this piece outside, even though I usually enjoy sunlight about as much as your average vampire.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/dg1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/dg1-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6424\" srcset=\"http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/dg1-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/dg1-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/dg1-768x576.jpg 768w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/dg1-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/dg1-624x468.jpg 624w, http:\/\/angrypiper.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/dg1.jpg 2016w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">&#8220;OK, guys&#8230;get ready. That dragon&#8217;s lair is around here somewhere. Soon we&#8217;ll be swimming in gold&#8230;awww, shit.&#8221;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>That&#8217;s probably all I&#8217;m doing for the Season of Scenery this year, although who knows? Looking forward to next month&#8217;s challenge!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The 4-7 of you who visit this blog regularly may have been wondering what has become of me, as I haven&#8217;t been posting very much. Two things have contributed to my absence. At the end of July, I went on vacation and returned with Covid. 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